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  Murder Gone A-Rye

  “[A] very enjoyable read. I love the supporting characters—especially the quirky ones. The author provided enough twists and turns to keep me turning those pages. I just had to find out whodunit. The story is well plotted and will keep you guessing who the murderer is—right until the very end.”

  —MyShelf.com

  “[A] delightful book. The characters are well-drawn, entertaining, and for the most part, could be people you know and interact with on a daily basis. The mystery remained a mystery almost to the very end, and yet when it was revealed, it made sense.”

  —Gumshoe Review

  “Grandma Ruth is one kick-butt grandma. She may be in her nineties, but that certainly hasn’t slowed her down or dampened her enthusiasm. She is a great character who tends to add . . . a lot of comic relief . . . Parra does a great job with Ruth, making her believable and entertaining . . . This is shaping up to be a very good series. I love the gluten-free angle and Grandma Ruth is a blast . . . Parra created an entertaining mystery that was full of surprises, suspects, and motives.”

  —Debbie’s Book Bag

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  Gluten for Punishment

  “Nancy J. Parra has whipped up a sweet treat that’s sure to delight!”

  —Peg Cochran, national bestselling author of the Gourmet De-Lite Mysteries

  “A delightful heroine, cherry-filled plot twists, and cream-filled pastries. Could murder be any sweeter?”

  —Connie Archer, national bestselling author of the Soup Lover’s Mysteries

  “A mouth-watering debut with a plucky protagonist. Clever, original, and appealing, with gluten-free recipes to die for.”

  —Carolyn Hart, New York Times bestselling author

  “A lively, sassy heroine and a perceptive and humorous look at small-town Kansas (the Wheat State)!”

  —JoAnna Carl, national bestselling author of the Chocoholic Mysteries

  “This baker’s treat rises to the occasion. Whether you need to eat allergy-free or not, you’ll devour every morsel.”

  —Avery Aames, Agatha Award–winning author of the Cheese Shop Mysteries

  “Parra takes the cake with this cozy romantic suspense title. While formulaically sound, a very clever twist makes small-town Kansas positively sinister.”

  —Library Journal

  “Lively characters enhance Parra’s story, and the explosive ending . . . packs a real punch for this cozy. This series promises to be a real treat for readers.”

  —RT Book Reviews

  “Gluten for Punishment is a dynamite mystery that I have a feeling is going to be very popular with mystery readers. Whether you have a gluten-sensitive diet or you’re wanting to sink your teeth into a fantastic new series, Gluten for Punishment is definitely worth a read!”

  —Cozy Mystery Book Reviews

  “As a delicious cozy mystery, it is filled with quirky characters, handsome romantic interests, and at least a baker’s dozen of unusual happenings, capped with a twist at the end . . . [A] witty and wily read that will appeal to both gluten-intolerant and gluten-tolerant readers alike!”

  —Fresh Fiction

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  FLOURLESS TO STOP HIM

  A Berkley Prime Crime Book / published by arrangement with the author

  Copyright © 2015 by Nancy J. Parra.

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  PUBLISHING HISTORY

  Berkley Prime Crime mass-market edition / May 2015

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  To my grandma Mary, who could bake the most incredible bread. I can only try to be as good in the kitchen as you were. Love you always.

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  I can’t emphasize enough that it takes a village to make a book. I’d like to thank all my friends and family who support me in my endeavors and keep me sane when things get a little nuts. Special thanks to the good people of Berkley Prime Crime, without whom there would be only a story. And to my agent, Paige, who keeps me on track and in bookstores. Cheers!

  CONTENTS

  Praise for Nancy J. Parra

  Berkley Prime Crime titles by Nancy J. Parra

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  CHAPTER 1

  CHAPTER 2

  CHAPTER 3

  CHAPTER 4

  CHAPTER 5

  CHAPTER 6

  CHAPTER 7

  CHAPTER 8

  CHAPTER 9

  CHAPTER 10

  CHAPTER 11

  CHAPTER 12

  CHAPTER 13

  CHAPTER 14

  CHAPTER 15

  CHAPTER 16

  CHAPTER 17

  CHAPTER 18

  CHAPTER 19

  CHAPTER 20

  CHAPTER 21

  CHAPTER 22

  CHAPTER 23

  CHAPTER 24

  CHAPTER 25

  CHAPTER 26

  CHAPTER 27

  CHAPTER 28

  CHAPTER 29

  CHAPTER 30

  Baker’s Treat Recipes

  CHAPTER 1

  I love my family. I do. But there are times when I sincerely wish they would take a day off. Rest is not part of my grandma’s vocabulary. We won’t talk about the stir my brother Tim likes to cause. Or the nosey phone calls my sister Joan makes every day, letting me know that someone in the neighborhood watch just called her about something going on at the homestead.

  The homestead is the large Victorian house I inherited when my mother died. The house is beau
tiful with three full floors of bedrooms rising above the wraparound porch. In fact, my best friend, Tasha, suggested it was the perfect size for a bed-and-breakfast.

  What it really was, was the perfect size for my enormous family, which included fifty-two cousins. Mom had insisted in her will that I be given the house with the codicil that any member of my family could stay there when they needed to. Which meant that, while I might have been a newly single girl, I was rarely alone.

  Lately my brother Tim, the last family member to live in the house, finally moved out.

  That left only me and my best friend, Tasha; her son, Kip; and Kip’s rescue puppy, Aubrey. With Tasha and Kip staying in the attic suite, I had the second floor to myself—at least for now. Christmas was coming and along with the holiday was the massive influx of family looking for a reason to visit Grandma Ruth.

  Grandma Ruth had brilliantly moved into a seniors-only high-rise apartment with only one bedroom. With the way my Grandma drove her indoor/outdoor scooter nobody dared sleep on her couch, or worse, her floor, lest they—intentionally or unintentionally—get run over. At least not when there was a five-bedroom house open for their use only a few blocks away.

  My family—all five siblings plus seven aunts and uncles plus fifty-two cousins—knew I was a soft touch. As long as they respected my gluten-free kitchen they could come and go as they pleased and always find a soft bed and clean linen welcoming them.

  When it came to my gluten-free bakery, Baker’s Treat, I was even more of a pushover. At first I took only Sundays off. I was nervous about being closed at all for fear I would lose customers. I mean, being a gluten-free bakery in the heart of wheat country was difficult enough without being closed when someone needed a cake. But my Grandma Ruth had told me a secret when I set up shop in my hometown of Oiltop, Kansas.

  “Toni,” she said in her cigarette raspy voice, “people want what they can’t have. If you’re always available, they’ll take you for granted. I learned that the hard way.” Her blue eyes glittered. “Always limit what you offer. It keeps them coming back.”

  Grandma Ruth was a genius—literally. She was a lifetime member of Mensa, an international club for people who score in the top 2 percent of the population on a standard IQ test. I learned early on that it paid to listen to Grandma’s advice—even if it seemed counterintuitive.

  So it was that I closed the bakery on Sundays and Mondays. This Monday, I sat in the lobby of the Red Tile Inn, where Tasha Wilkes, my best friend and current roommate, was the manager. You see, the problem with having Mondays off was that everyone else didn’t. Luckily I knew that I could always come over to the inn and visit with Tasha while she worked.

  “How’s Aubrey? Did he give you any trouble?” Tasha walked in carrying a box nearly as big as her.

  Aubrey was the puppy Kip had rescued. “No, he’s great. I put him out in the yard. There isn’t a lot he can get into while I’m gone.” I curled up in a wingback chair in the lobby and used the Wi-Fi to Christmas shop from my tablet. The inn had a comfortable lobby with a gas fireplace, two overstuffed couches, three wingback chairs placed strategically around the fireplace, and a bookshelf that offered novels for anyone not attached to the Internet.

  “I’m glad we got him a doghouse for days like today,” Tasha said and put the box down next to the front window.

  Outside was gray and bitter cold, in keeping with a normal Kansas December. The ground was frozen and brown. The trees were bare and bleak against the eternally gray sky. It was the time of year when there may or may not be snow. Mostly there wasn’t snow, only bitter cold wind and dreary clouds.

  “His doghouse is stuffed with straw, and he has a heated water bowl.” I flipped through pictures of gifts on my tablet. “I think he actually prefers the cold.”

  “I have to agree,” Tasha said as she cut through the box tape to expose the contents. “It’s all that Pyrenees fur. Two coats and I’ve been vacuuming daily. Who knew a dog would shed so much?”

  “I hear him walking around upstairs at night.”

  “I know.” Tasha pulled out the first of many artificial tree limbs covered in fake green needles and fiber-optic wires. “It turns out they’re nocturnal. Which is fine. Trust me, after the incident in October I’m glad someone is on guard duty while we sleep. I’m sorry if he keeps you up.”

  “Oh, no,” I said. “Don’t worry, I like him. He’s sweet and I think Kip has really blossomed since Aubrey has been with us.”

  “He has.” Tasha studied me. “If I had known that a dog would bring out the best in Kip, I would have gotten one sooner.”

  “Don’t think like that,” I said. “Things happen when they do for a reason. Right?”

  “I suppose.”

  A fire crackled on fake logs in the fireplace across from my chair. It put out heat that reached my knees. The lobby smelled of cinnamon and pine-scented candles. Christmas music played softly as Tasha assembled the artificial Christmas tree.

  “I can’t believe you’re done with your Christmas shopping,” I said. “I haven’t even started.”

  Tasha shook her blonde curls. “I start my list in February and ensure I’m done by November first. The holidays are too hectic to think about shopping.”

  “I’m not that organized.” I paged through the overstock website on the tablet. “Besides, no one knows what they want for Christmas until December, so buying in advance is worthless.”

  Tasha pulled a crocheted penguin out of a box of ornaments. “You’re looking at it all wrong.”

  “How so?” I drew my eyebrows together. Of course no one could tell since my red hair meant they were so light they were nearly nonexistent.

  “I never worry about what they want in the moment. That’s too hard. Instead I keep an eye on the sales throughout the year and if I see something that reminds me of a person I buy it. Nine times out of ten I have a winner. Seriously, it’s about the people, not what’s popular at the time.”

  “Nine times out of ten?” I teased.

  “Well”—she stopped and put her right hand on her chin—“there was this time in high school. I was dating Lance Webb.”

  “He was in Richard’s class, wasn’t he?” I could usually place people’s age by which of my siblings went through school with them. Richard was older than me, which made every boy in his class cool at the time.

  “Yes,” Tasha said and sighed. “He was tall and athletic and had the prettiest blue eyes.”

  “I remember him,” I said. “He was on the football team, right?”

  “Yes, he wanted to be a quarterback, but Tim had a lock on that position even though he was two years younger, so he ended up a running back. I was so in love with him. I heard him tell someone he wanted to get a CD player for his car.”

  “It wasn’t built-in?”

  “Not back then—all he had was a tape player.”

  “Oh my gosh, I remember tape players. . . .” I laughed. “How far we’ve come. I bet my nieces have no idea what a tape player is.”

  “Kip does.” Tasha hung another ornament. “He’s been researching the history of recording from Alexander Graham Bell to today.”

  “Let me guess, you bought Lance a CD player. . . .”

  “Yes, I saved and saved and bought him a custom car player. I was so excited. I had it wrapped and stored in my closet for two months.”

  “What happened?”

  “Lance dumped me for Suzy Olds two weeks before Christmas.”

  “Oh.” I sat up straight. “I remember that. She wore that gold dress with fishnet stockings to the Christmas dance.”

  “He took one look at her and I no longer existed.” Tasha picked up a red-and-gold glass ball ornament.

  “Did they ever get married?”

  “No.” Tasha’s eyes sparkled with mischief. “Suzy met a guy in college who had a pedigree and a trust fund
.”

  “Ha! Serves Lance right.” I leaned back into the chair. “What did you do with the CD player?”

  “I sold it to Orland Metzger. It turns out it was a hot gift that year and all the stores were sold out. So I made a tidy profit.”

  “See? You have the best Christmas luck. If I buy something early it goes on sale—deep discount—two weeks later. Or worse, for instance, I bought my niece Kelly a china tea set.”

  “Oh, pretty.”

  “It was the year she decided she was a feminist. She gave me a lecture about gender toys and how sexist tea sets were. Then she promptly put it in the Goodwill bag.”

  “Ouch.”

  “Right? Meanwhile her brother, my nephew Kent, wanted a toy he’d seen the week before Christmas. Nothing else would do.” I rolled my eyes. “Isn’t Kip influenced by all the Christmas toy commercials and the giant toy catalogs?”

  “Kip is easier than most kids. He obsesses over one thing and doesn’t even see the need for anything other than what interests him at the time.”

  “I wish my nieces and nephews were that easy.” I sighed. I came from a big family. When I said big, I meant big—unfashionably big. Grandma Ruth had eight children and most of them had eight or more children. I was lucky in that my mom and dad had only six kids. But of us six, my younger brother, Tim, and I were the only two left without kids. This meant we were expected to be the cool auntie and uncle who bought the good stuff at Christmas.

  “Just get the kids board games. They have some really nice ones out these days, and it’s something different that they can do when the family gets together.” Tasha studied the tree and added another penguin to an empty spot.

  “That’s Tim’s fallback gift.” I pursed my lips and eyed the latest techno gadget. “Do you think Grandma Ruth would want a mini tablet, or is her current tablet good enough?”

  “Ha! It’s hard to tell with your grandma. I mean, it’s cool that she’s an early adopter, but it also means that she has everything the day it comes out.”

  “Right?” I muttered. “What do you get someone who has everything?”